Get a life, get a fun life, and don’t be afraid of it, cause having fun is what it’s all about. And remember: he who laughs last probably didn’t understand the joke anyway.

Next month: Aristotle — man or motorbike?

Sean Goff caption: Lock up the shop and go round to your mate’s ramp. Sean on the SS20 staff recreation facility.
Gary Lee caption: Go along to some demo on Cyril’s new ramp in Banbury. Just for laughs, not money. Gary Lee

Now I remember: the ramp belonged to a shop in Banbury (a furniture shop, I think) which opened up a skateboard department.