The attempts to get the text out of this scan have produced utter nonsense. I may come back to it. Shame: not only does this contain the story about Mark Gonazales being escorted out of a Prince concert only to come close to the man himself outside, it also has the tale of a strange night in the Hansa Haus Hotel in Munster. (Our home from home. Sort of.) And there’s even a mention of Martin Drayton becoming a snowboard instructor, which is timely since he popped up on Facebook only the other day doing exactly that all these years on.